tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31670706584187462522024-03-05T15:39:39.540+07:00allroundusIt's everything around us... in a funny wayjosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.comBlogger77125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-83046695833330690122010-03-09T15:16:00.000+07:002010-03-09T15:16:47.787+07:00Three Women In AircraftThere are three women on a plane. One woman from America, from Europe and from Africa. Along the way the plane seemed to tilt and fall.<br />
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Suddenly, American women took the powder and dressed up pretty. His friend next to confused and asked why he was dressed.<br />
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American Woman said: "Usually when a plane crash the first that get helped is the most beautiful."<br />
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European women suddenly lifted her skirt up high. Friends in the next wonder, 'Why do you lifted your skirt up high? "<br />
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European women replied: "Usually when plane crash the first that get helped the smooth white thighs."<br />
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African women do not want to miss, he undressed and completely naked. The two friends surprised and asked, "Why do you naked?"<br />
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African women also said: "Usually when a plane dropped the most sought-after is a <b>BLACK BOX</b>!"josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-55313452563920816162010-02-12T15:44:00.000+07:002010-02-12T15:44:00.751+07:00Husband Thinks Wife looks More BeautifulSuzie and Eve are a pair of best friends. They each married long enough. One day, Evi cranky because she thought her husband was no longer considered him attractive.<br />
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"The longer he's getting no attention to me anymore!" eve crying.<br />
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"I'm sorry, Eve, but my husband the other way. According to him, more and more I looked beautiful," said Suzie.<br />
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"Of course, cause your husband is an antique dealer!"josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-35078702477199529642010-02-10T15:44:00.000+07:002010-02-10T15:44:34.861+07:00Bonus OneA teeth patient angry to the dentist because of pulling teeth.<br />
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"Why did the doctor take my two teeth, but the pain is only one!"<br />
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"Why, is not you should be happy. This is promotion month. Anyone who pulled one teeth , I give a bonus to pull the other teeth," said the doctor quietly.josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-34072230269550397202010-02-01T11:01:00.000+07:002010-02-01T11:01:00.449+07:00What difference?One day in Kuta beach, Bali, a tourist from America candidate swim harassing local tourists who only dare to play the water near the beach.<br />
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Tourism USA: "You can not swim?<br />
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Local Tourist: "Hmmm .... not"<br />
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Tourist USA: "You idiot! How come you can not swim? My dog is smarter than you!"<br />
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Local Tourist: "Hmmm .... if you can swim?"<br />
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USA Tourist: "Of course, I can!"<br />
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Local Tourist: "So what difference does it make between you and your dog?"<br />
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Tourists USA: "?!&^$%"josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-91840159239993280362010-01-31T11:42:00.000+07:002010-01-31T11:42:00.233+07:00Violate Ethics<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span title="Seorang bapak berbaju putih-putih tampak memasuki bar dan langsung memesan bloody mary.">A man of a white dress looking straight into the bar and ordered a bloody marys. </span><span title="Wajahnya tampak suntuk.">His face was too late. </span><span title="Rambut acak-acakan.">Disheveled hair. </span><span title="Mata memerah.">Reddened eyes.<br />
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</span><span title=""Ada apa?"">"What?" </span><span title="tanya bartender, "Anda kelihatan gelisah sekali?"">asked the bartender, "You look nervous at all?"<br />
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</span><span title=""Saya baru saja melanggar etika kedokteran. saya baru bercinta dengan pasien saya," ujar bapak itu dengan wajah lusuh.">"I just violated medical ethics. I just made love with my patient," said the man with battered face.<br />
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</span><span title="Bartender itu tersenyum.">The bartender smiled. </span><span title=""Meskipun berdosa, tetapi itu biasa terjadi antara dokter dan pasiennya?"">"While sin, but it usually occurs between doctor and patient?"<br />
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</span><span title=""Yang jadi masalah, saya dokter hewan!"">"The problem is I'm a vet!" </span><span title="ujar bapak itu dengan wajah ditekuk.">the man said with his face bent.</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-90614239003095259452010-01-30T11:00:00.000+07:002010-01-30T11:00:21.872+07:00Blame It on Satan<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Selama meringkuk di balik terali besi, berulang kali sang koruptor menyatakan sesal.">During crouched behind bars, a corruptor repeatedly expressed his regret. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Dan khusus saat berdoa, dia sengaja mengucapkan kata tobat dengan suara keras.">And in a special time to pray, he accidentally said the word of reconciliation with a loud voice. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Orang di sekitarnya ada juga yang kagum dengan gaya insyaf ala koruptor ini.">People around there were also impressed with the style of this corruptor </span></span><span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Orang di sekitarnya ada juga yang kagum dengan gaya tobat ala koruptor ini.">style of reconciliation.</span></span><span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Orang di sekitarnya ada juga yang kagum dengan gaya insyaf ala koruptor ini."><br />
</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Sampai pada suatu dini hari, ketika para tahanan lain sedang pulas, si koruptor pun duduk sambil memandang bulan purnama dari celah jeruji kamarnya.">Until one midnight, when other inmates were asleep, the embezzler sat down, looking at the full moon of the opening bars of his room.<br />
</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Sehabis menarik nafas panjang, dia bergumam, "Oh, Tuhan! Aku benar-benar menyesal. Tobat, ya Tuhan. Selaa ini aku hanyut lantaran digoda setan..."">After a long breathe, he murmured, "Oh, God! I'm really sorry. Repentance, </span></span><span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Sehabis menarik nafas panjang, dia bergumam, "Oh, Tuhan! Aku benar-benar menyesal. Tobat, ya Tuhan. Selama ini aku hanyut lantaran digoda setan..."">O Lord. All this time I lost because seduced by the devil ..."</span></span><br />
<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Sehabis menarik nafas panjang, dia bergumam, "Oh, Tuhan! Aku benar-benar menyesal. Tobat, ya Tuhan. Selama ini aku hanyut lantaran digoda setan...""> </span></span><br />
<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Sehabis menarik nafas panjang, dia bergumam, "Oh, Tuhan! Aku benar-benar menyesal. Tobat, ya Tuhan. Selaa ini aku hanyut lantaran digoda setan...""></span><span title="Tiba-tiba ada suara, "Sialan kau!"">Suddenly a voice, "Damn you!"<br />
</span><span title="Sang koruptor kaget.">The embezzler was shocked. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title=""Hei siapa itu?"">"Hey who's that?"<br />
</span><span style="background-color: white;" title=""Aku.... setan yang kau salah-salahkan tadi. Kau yang ngerjain, aku tidak iktu enaknya, pas masuk penjara kok aku ketiban salahnya, sih? Sialan kau...!"">"I'm .... the devil do you blame for this one. You are the one who done it, I didn't enjoy the benefits, but why you blame me when you go to jail, anyway? Damn you ...!"</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-71868711557328128832010-01-30T10:40:00.000+07:002010-01-30T10:40:00.199+07:00Count Down<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span title="Seorang bapak tampak memasuki ruang periksa seorang dokter dengan gerakan seperti mumi.">A father looks into the examination room of a <b>doctor</b> with a motion like a mummy. </span><span title="Benar-benar mayat hidup.">Truly living dead. </span><span title="Hanya dengan memeriksa sekejap, dokter itu berkata, Pak, saya sungguh menyesal, saya kira Bapak sudah tidak punya harapan hidup.">Only by examining the moment, the doctor said, sir, I'm really sorry, I think you have no hope of life. </span><span title="Tinggal menunggu waktu saja, pak."">A matter of time, sir. "<br />
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</span><span title=""Saya sudah tahu bahwa saya bakal meninggal dunia."">"I already knew that I would die." </span><span title="ujar pasien itu, "Saya hanya ingin memastikan berapa lama lagi saya bisa hidup?"">patient said, "I just want to make sure how much longer I can live?"<br />
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</span><span title=""Sepuluh....."">"Ten ....." </span><span title="jawab dokter itu.">replied the doctor.<br />
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</span><span title=""Sepuluh bulan, sepuluh minggu atau sepuluh hari?"">"Ten months, ten weeks or ten days?" </span><span title="potong pasien itu.">cut patient.<br />
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</span><span title=""Sembilan, delapan, tujuh, enam,....."">"Nine, eight, seven, six ,....." </span><span title="jawab dokter itu.">replied the doctor.</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-83364797523636618342010-01-29T11:33:00.000+07:002010-01-29T11:33:00.180+07:00Professional Job<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span title="Seorang dokter yang sedang berjalan-jalan sore di sebuah mall dengan isterinya berpapasan dengan seorang gadis yang dengan genit mengedipkan matanya ke arah dokter itu.">A doctor who was walking in a mall this afternoon with his wife passed by a girl flirtatiously winked at the doctor's.<br />
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</span><span title="Isterinya yang curiga dan cemburu langsung bertanya, "Siapa Dia?"">His wife is suspicious and jealous immediately asked, "Who is she?"<br />
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</span><span title=""Oh, saya bertemu dengannya dalam tugas profesional," ujar suaminya.">"Oh, I met her in a professional job," he said.<br />
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</span><span title=""Tugas profesionalmu atau profesionalnya?"">"Your Professional job or her professional job?" </span><span title="tanya isterinya dengan mata mendelik.">asked his wife with his eyes bulging.</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-88127004105287113512010-01-27T22:02:00.000+07:002010-01-25T22:03:06.837+07:00Taste of Sperm<span id="result_box"><span title="Suatu hari di kampus, sedang ada pelajaran biologi.">One day on campus, there was biology. </span><span title="Sang profesor sedang menjelaskan mengenai sperma dan alat-alat reproduksi....">The professor was explaining about the sperm and reproduction equipment ....<br />
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</span><span title="Profesor : Sperma itu mengandung banyak glukosa, zat-zat yang ada di gula...."">Professor: Sperm contains a lot of glucose, substances in the sugar ...."<br />
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</span><span title="Lalu ada murid cantik dan bahenol bertanya...">Then there was beautiful and sexy student asked ...<br />
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</span><span title="Murid : "Tapi prof, kok rasanya tidak manis?"">Disciple: "But professor, why it was not sweet?"<br />
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</span><span title="Semua murid di kelas itu pun tertawa terbahak-bahak.">All students in the class was laughing.<br />
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</span><span title="Lalu dengan santai profesor itu menjelaskan....">Then the professor casually explained ....<br />
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</span><span title="Profesor : "Jelas tidak terasa manis, sebab perasa manis di lidah berada di depan lidah bukan di belakang tenggorokan..."">Professor: "Clearly not sweet, because the sweet taste on the tongue in front of the tongue rather than in the back of the throat ..."</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-45197220522131585842010-01-26T07:30:00.000+07:002010-01-26T07:30:01.036+07:00Type of Guy According How to Take a Piss<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Cowok Pintar :"><b>Smart guy </b>:<br />
</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Selalu membawa buku pelajaran ketika mau kencing.">Always bring the textbook to take a piss.<br />
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</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Cowok Percaya Diri :"><b>Confident guy</b> :<br />
</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Habis pipis, anunya dibawa jalan-jalan ke wastafel, terus cebok di wastafel.">Out pee, they take their penis the sink, continued cleansing in the sink.<br />
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</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Cowok Religius :"><b>Religious Guys</b> :<br />
</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Selalu berdoa sebelum, selama, dan sesudah pipis.">Always pray before, during, and after a pee.<br />
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</span><span title="Cowok Kurang Ajar :"><b>Jerk Guys</b> :<br />
</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Lagi pipis, kentut dan pura-pura cuek lagi.">While pee, fart and pretend to be cool.<br />
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</span><span title="Cowok Komunikatif :"><b>Guys Komunikatif</b> :<br />
</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Pipis sambil ketik SMS.">Pee while typing SMS.<br />
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</span><span title="Cowok Durhaka :"></span></span><b>Insubordinate </b><span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span title="Cowok Durhaka :"><b>Guys</b> :<br />
</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Ibunya dipipisin.">Peed on their mother.<br />
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</span><span title="Cowok Bego :"><b>Stupid Guys</b> :<br />
</span><span title="Selalu dipipisin temannya.">Always peed by his friend.<br />
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</span><span title="Cowok Kurang Kerjaan :"><b>Jobless guys</b> :<br />
</span><span title="Pipis sambil baca tulisan ini.">Pee while reading this article.</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-85643865320671723602010-01-25T09:52:00.000+07:002010-01-25T09:52:58.063+07:00PM churchill "Greatness"<span class="long_text" id="result_box" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Atlee adalah tokoh sosialis internasional dan sangat gigih memperjuangkan nasionalisasi industri dan perusahaan-perusahaan besar di Inggris."><b>Atlee</b> was the international socialist character and very determined fight for the nationalization of industries and large companies in the UK.<br />
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</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Suatu hari PM Churchill masuk ke toilet dan bertemu dengan Atlee yang pada waktu itu juga ingin buang air kecil.">One day PM Churchill went into the bathroom and met with Atlee who was then also need to pee. </span><span title="Maka bertemulah keduanya.">So they met.<br />
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</span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Sambil cemberut dengan muka yang masam PM Churchill berkata kepada Atlee, "Jangan lihat-lihat yah! Kamukan sukanya menasionalisasi yang besar-besar."">Pouting with a sour face PM Churchill said to Atlee, "Do not look! You are the one who like to nationalize big ones." </span><span title="ujarnya.">he said.</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-73306432530593957352010-01-25T08:38:00.000+07:002010-01-25T08:38:35.231+07:00Stung by Bee<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span title="Seorang istri mengantar suaminya ke dokter karena "anunya" bengkak disengat oleh tawon....">A wife drove her husband to the doctor because of his "penis" swollen got <b>stung by a be</b>e ....<br />
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</span><span title="Dokter ; "Siapa yang sakit ya?"">Doctor; "Who hurt you?"<br />
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</span><span title="Istri : " Ini dok..... suami saya "anunya" bengkak dan kesakitan disengat oleh tawon (sambil tersipu malu)... tolong hilangkan rasa sakitnya... tapi jangan sembuhkan bengkaknya...."">Wife: "This is my husband ..... Doc, his " penis "swelling and pain stung by a wasp (he blushed) ... please get rid of the pain ... but do not cure the swelling ...."<br />
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</span><span title="Dokter : ?????">Doctor: ?????</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-70254685999671493962010-01-24T08:42:00.007+07:002010-01-24T08:42:00.301+07:00Why is My Upper Hair White ?<span id="result_box"><span title="Pasien : "Dok, saya mau tanya kenapa sih rambut atas saya putih semua?"">Patient: "Doc, I want to ask why does <b>my hair white</b> for all?"<br />
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</span><span title="Dokter ; "Ya jelas, sebab di atas kan pusat pikiran, makanya rambut atas cepat putih."">Doctor; "Well obviously, because it centers on the mind, hence the fast white hair."<br />
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</span><span title="Pasien : "Tapi pak dokter, kenapa rambut bawah saya tidak putih?"">Patient: "But doctor, why my hair is not white at the bottom?"<br />
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</span><span title="Dokter : "Iyalah... soalnya di bawah kan pusat hiburan!"">Doctor: "Lovable ... because bottom is entertainment center!"</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-87175648754227260792010-01-23T11:28:00.000+07:002010-01-23T11:28:00.284+07:00As Old As Other<span id="result_box" class="long_text"><span title="Seorang kakek yang sudah renta memasuki ruang praktik dokter.">An old grandfather who had entered the doctor's office. </span><span title="Dengan nafas memburu, pasien itu bertanya, "Dok, mengapa kaki kanan saya sakit sekali?"">With the hunt for breathing, the patient was asked, "Doc, why my right leg hurts?"<br /><br /></span><span title="Setelah memeriksa beberapa saat, dokter itu berkata.">After checking a few moments, the doctor said. </span><span title=""Tidak apa-apa, Pak. Hal ini biasa terjadi. Kaki kanan Bapak sakit karena faktor usia!"">"Nothing, sir. This is common. Your right leg pain due to aging!"<br /><br /></span><span title=""Dokter ngawur. Kaki kiri saya sama tuanya dengan kaki kanan. Kok tidak sakit?"">"Doctor ridiculous. My left leg is as old as the right leg. Why is not sick?" </span><span title="balas kakek itu dengan mata melotot.">replied the old man with bulging eyes.</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-17702798093910877852010-01-21T11:11:00.003+07:002010-01-21T11:26:13.273+07:00Threefold<span id="result_box" class="long_text"><span title="Setelah selesai diperiksa, seorang pasien menunggu untuk membayar rekening dokter hari itu.">After completion inspection, a patient waiting to pay the doctor bills that day.<br /><br /></span><span title=""Berapa, Dok?"">"How much, Doc?"<br /><br /></span><span title=""Tiga ratus ribu, Bu."">"Three hundred dollars, ma'am."<br /><br /></span><span title=""Lho, biasanya tarif dokter kan seratus ribu? Kok kali ini lipat tiga?"">"Well, usually a doctor rate a hundred dollars? How this time <span style="font-weight: bold;">threefold</span>?" </span><span title="tanya ibu itu keheranan..">the mother asked in surprise.<br /><br /></span><span title=""Iya, tetapi tadi ketika saya bor, teriakan ibu membuat pasien saya yang menunggu langsung kabur!"">"Yeah, but it was when I drill, your shouts the patients that waits for the turn ran away!" </span><span title="ujar dokter itu tenang.">the doctor said quietly.</span></span>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-87270496192318195892009-09-18T23:36:00.001+07:002010-01-24T02:07:59.553+07:00Definition of Marriage"Two people most affected by wild desire, craziest, most violent, most unreasonable, and they vowed to remain in a state of constant excitement, abnormal, and exhausting until death separated them. That is the <span style="font-weight: bold;">definition of marriage</span>."<br />
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(George Bernard Shaw)josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-75850377836568778862009-09-13T19:12:00.002+07:002010-01-24T02:08:36.113+07:00Idiot Party LeaderA party leader made a speech in front of his cadres. The theme of his speech was about <a href="http://allroundus.blogspot.com/" target="new" title="Allroundus">campaign strategy</a>.<br />
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"Our strategy is very simple, ladies and gentlemen. Simple, effective, but easy to understand all the people. So, if there was a cadre in here who feel an idiot, please stand up now."<br />
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After a while, one standing. People are confused. but then he asked, "So .... you are an idiot?"<br />
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"Not exactly so, sir. I'm your main supporters. I just feel sorry to see you <span style="font-weight: bold;">standing alone</span>."<br />
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By <a href="http://gadanama.blogspot.com/2009/08/mengembalikan-jati-diri-bangsa.html" target="new">Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa</a>josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-33964064012827414502009-09-03T09:10:00.005+07:002010-01-24T13:23:18.321+07:00Woman Are Stronger Than ManA man asked his friend while walking to the office, "Who is stronger according to you, man or woman?"<br />
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The friend said, "Of course, man are more powerful"<br />
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"Wrong!" the man said, "Imagine! Men carrying two eggs had to ask for help from a bird, while women carry two mountain on his chest without any assistance!"<br />
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By <a href="http://gadanama.blogspot.com/2009/08/mengembalikan-jati-diri-bangsa.html" target="blank">Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa</a>.josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-91725798246049261872009-08-30T00:09:00.001+07:002010-01-25T10:04:43.970+07:00How to see opportunityTwo salesmen sent to Africa to open new markets. Three days after arriving there, one of them called the head office, "I'll be back tomorrow. I do not sell shoes here. Every person naked feet!"<br />
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At the same time, the second salesman to send an email to head office, "The prospect of unlimited shoe sales! No one wore shoes!"josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-18391946377156400022009-08-13T21:22:00.001+07:002009-08-13T21:25:25.698+07:00I Bought TwoA businessman attending an engine exhibition. The machine vendors to promote the grandiose words. Feel dizzy with the technical description of the seller, then the businessman request for short version.<br /><br />"Tell me, what the benefits if I buy your machine?"<br /><br />"This machine will reduce half of your job."<br /><br />"Okay. Good one. If so, I bought two."josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-3641801403882315162009-08-08T10:42:00.003+07:002010-01-25T10:06:21.512+07:00Differences Between Psychiatrist and Psychologist<span style="font-weight: bold;">What's the difference between a psychiatrist and psychologist?</span><br />
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If you say to a psychiatrist, "I hate my mother," he will say, "Why do you say so?" while a psychologist will say, "Thank you for your willingness to share your feeling with us."josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-61091334462472626042009-08-05T19:23:00.002+07:002009-08-05T20:11:31.526+07:00Two Branches Tail Lizard<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsmkkXkmUSCz6CDXqBd5s1ASc8-phmMiSxMH6aIBetmJiNCkYPV0Cq8shEVT1lrey8PL1DmooVv0XveAsVDh9Ub2p7RJVvk_nnQBcTSRU_vA-90bbbR2kjhH33r9AArLb5dS5u8rWx-gs/s1600-h/kadal+ekor+cabang.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsmkkXkmUSCz6CDXqBd5s1ASc8-phmMiSxMH6aIBetmJiNCkYPV0Cq8shEVT1lrey8PL1DmooVv0XveAsVDh9Ub2p7RJVvk_nnQBcTSRU_vA-90bbbR2kjhH33r9AArLb5dS5u8rWx-gs/s320/kadal+ekor+cabang.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366460219819207090" border="0" /></a><br />People of District Sananwetan, Blitar City, East Java, Indoneisa, shocked by the emergence of a <span style="font-weight: bold;">two caudate lizard</span>. Four-legged reptile with a forked tail is suddenly present in the house of Kiwoto (42) the local people. By owner house, animals with brown greenness is directly arrested and put in the cage of crickets.<br /><br />Based on the information Kiwoto, an animal anatomical measuring about 15 cm long is the same as another lizard in general. Which distinguishes only <span style="font-style: italic;">the tail with a fork</span> length of about 5 cm.<br /><br />According Kiwoto, the invention of the strange lizard takes about a week ago. Pounding tradition of contagion or information from the mouth to mouth, that is still thick in the middle of the Blitar, news is spread directly. Even some residents came to his house.<br /><br />"Many people do with the tail branches. Because along this time they see <span style="font-weight: bold;">branches tail lizard</span> in dead condition. While this is still alive," explained.<br /><br />According to the beliefs some people, oil and meat of this lizard are effective to cure diseases. In particular skin diseases," his him.josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-50613929979718827372009-08-04T20:09:00.003+07:002010-01-25T10:07:01.430+07:00Someone Full of ImaginationSeveral weeks after a young man received work, he called by the personnel manager.<br />
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"What is this?" a manager. "When you apply for work, you say that you have experienced during the past five years. In fact, this is your first job."<br />
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"Indeed," said the young people that, "<span style="font-weight: bold;">In the job ad, you need someone full of imagination, don't you?</span>"josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-85399088780185007352009-07-30T21:53:00.002+07:002010-01-25T10:07:32.009+07:00How do people respond in a shameful situationA shy man into a bar and see a beautiful girl seated at a table. After collecting all keberaniannya, a young man is finally running toward the girl and said, "Hmm, do you object to if I want to come with you?"<br />
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Girl is suddenly very loud cry, "No, I do not want to sleep with you tonight!"<br />
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All people in the bar looked the young man. Feeling very ashamed, he sat in the back kursinya with slow steps.<br />
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Every few minutes, the girl approached him and walk apologize. The smiling girl on it and said, "I sorry if I make you ashamed. I was a psychology graduate degree, and I'm studying <span style="font-weight: bold;">how people respond to that shameful situation</span>."<br />
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Suddenly a young man was shouting very loud, "How? One million for the night?"josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3167070658418746252.post-69087963003041881422009-07-30T00:53:00.003+07:002010-01-25T10:08:19.023+07:0018 enter 54 is more than 54 enter 18An accountant who aged 54 years leaving a letter for his wife a night. Letter that reads, "My beloved wife, I am a man aged 54 years, and when you read this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my sexy secretary and still be 18 years old"<br />
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When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him. Letter that read: "My beloved husband, I also aged 54 years and at the time you read this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with a man aged 18 years. Because you an accountant, you surely know that <span style="font-weight: bold;">18 into 54 far more better than that of 54 into 18</span>. "josehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877559353287178491noreply@blogger.com0