PM churchill "Greatness"

Atlee was the international socialist character and very determined fight for the nationalization of industries and large companies in the UK.

One day PM Churchill went into the bathroom and met with Atlee who was then also need to pee. So they met.

Pouting with a sour face PM Churchill said to Atlee, "Do not look! You are the one who like to nationalize big ones." he said.

Idiot Party Leader

A party leader made a speech in front of his cadres. The theme of his speech was about campaign strategy.

"Our strategy is very simple, ladies and gentlemen. Simple, effective, but easy to understand all the people. So, if there was a cadre in here who feel an idiot, please stand up now."

After a while, one standing. People are confused. but then he asked, "So .... you are an idiot?"

"Not exactly so, sir. I'm your main supporters. I just feel sorry to see you standing alone."

By Mengembalikan Jati Diri Bangsa

Differences in the various state basis

Feudalism

You have two cows. Your master take its part of the milk.

Socialism

You have two cows. The state to take one and give to others.

Communism

You have two cows. The state to take them and grant milk as you requested.

Bureaucratic communism

You have two cows. The state to take them and grant milk to you as many as allowed by the law.

Bureaucracy

You have two cows. State set what you can give to your cowa as cattle food and when you can squeeze the milk. Then the state pays you not to cow-milk your cow. After that the State take both your cows, shoots one, milk the other and throw it in the river. Then the State requires you to fill out a form that you have lost cattle.

Fascism

You have two cows. Countries to take them and sell the milk to you.

Nazism

You have two cows. Countries to take them both and shoot you.

Liberalism

You have two cows. Country doesn't care if you are exist, even your cows.

Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a buffalo.