6.29.2009

Differences in the various state basis

6.29.2009
Feudalism
You have two cows. Your master take its part of the milk.
Socialism
You have two cows. The state to take one and give to others.
Communism
You have two cows. The state to take them and grant milk as you requested.
Bureaucratic communism
You have two cows. The state to take them and grant milk to you as many as allowed by the law.
Bureaucracy
You have two cows. State set what you can give to your cowa as cattle food and when you can squeeze the milk. Then the state pays you not to cow-milk your cow. After that the State take both your cows, shoots one, milk the other and throw it in the river. Then the State requires you to fill out a form that you have lost cattle.
Fascism
You have two cows. Countries to take them and sell the milk to you.
Nazism
You have two cows. Countries to take them both and shoot you.
Liberalism
You have two cows. Country doesn't care if you are exist, even your cows.
Capitalism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a buffalo.

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