Bill and Ted watching Jackie Chan movies. In one scene, Jackie Chan demon foolish in front of a cliff in. "Come on, bets! I give you 10 dollars if Jackie Chan fell to the brink," Bill challenging.
Ted accept that challenge. In fact the next scene, Jackie Chan really sink into the ravine. After receiving a sheet of money from Bill, Ted confess plainly, "In fact I have been watching this film."
"I also have been watching it," said Bill. "I just do not think that Jackie Chan makes the same mistake twice !"
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5.13.2009
5.12.2009
Crocodile Skin Shoes
5.12.2009
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A western women wants to have shoes of crocodile leather very much. He went to the shoe store, but directly disappointed because the price is very expensive. He tried to bid, but was rejected by shop owners.
"If you want cheap, catch the crocodile by your own," said the shop owner cynically.
The Western woman, go directly to the great river while carrying weapon. Some time later, the store owners come and amazed to see the ten crocodiles dead by gun fire stacked along the rivers. Meanwhile the women seen in the middle of the river pointing her weapons to another crocodile-sized extra large.
Gunshot sounded, and the woman dragged the crocodile to the river bank. So she vituperate, "damn this is also not wear shoes ...!"
"If you want cheap, catch the crocodile by your own," said the shop owner cynically.
The Western woman, go directly to the great river while carrying weapon. Some time later, the store owners come and amazed to see the ten crocodiles dead by gun fire stacked along the rivers. Meanwhile the women seen in the middle of the river pointing her weapons to another crocodile-sized extra large.
Gunshot sounded, and the woman dragged the crocodile to the river bank. So she vituperate, "damn this is also not wear shoes ...!"
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